Razvan Pandor

“pentru casa lu’ remus”

You know…. I fucking can’t stand smokers!…. not your average smokers that actually smoke…. I’m talking about you half hidding quitter.

Now …..there are two types of quitters. Those who say “you know what? I quit!” and actually quit and never pick up a cigarette again. I like these people…. they are strong-will beings and deserve a big piece of cake or sugary item of their choice.

Then….. then there’s the other type of quitter …the “I’ve been trying to quit for 10 years now“- quitter , the fucking weak-will jackass who smokes for one week quits for three days and starts right back up again because he or she needs their fix and cant’ handle reality without their nicotine. Now… just because they decided to quit, anytime something goes wrong they get all- then out of shape and depressed and for some reason decide to take everything out on you…. the non-smoker. But guess what…. I’M NOT DEALING WITH THAT SHIT! Fuck these half-ass-quitters and their idiotic emotional rollercoasters. If you’re a quitter…. fucking QUIT! If you’re a smoker…. smoke your goddamn brains out! Just don’t be one of these pussy-ass bullshitters who “wants to quit but just can’t do it”…. grow up! Don’t go arownd ruining everyone’s fucking day just because you can’t have a cigarette. And you know?!…. that’s what they do! They all just ruin your day.

Now just because they go trough nicotine withdrawals these brain-dead overdevelopped cum-shots are bursting into tears or setting themselves on fire everytime the office coppyer isn’t working propperly.

And a lot of people like to say “well…. you don’t really understand unless you’re a smoker…“, frankly … I don’t really give a shit!!!! just because some asshole made a mistake of smoking up and getting addicted to nicotine twelve years ago all of the sudden I have to be all supportive and understanding on their road to recovery. SCREW that!!!!

I went trough my whole life making damn shure I didn’t smoke…. and now, because some ass-clown dindn’t have the will power to say NO! and got hooked twelve years ago…. I’m supposed to take their moody bullshit?! Fuck them!!! Fuck them upp the ass with a pack of cigarettes and thre cigars. These indecisive wastes of DNA need to make a fucking choice: you’re either a smoker or you’re not, find out which one and be that person! And if you can’t decide stay the fuck away from me, and eat some of those nicotine patches until your eyes turn yellow!! Stop bothering me with your fucking pathetic crap !!! You loosers!!! ah….

1. Don’t let anything stand in your way – if you want to successful then you have to do whatever it takes to obtain your goal. Mafia members usually result to violence and break the law to obtain their goals but you should be able to obtain yours without turning to criminal activities.
2. Show some respect – in every industry there are always a few individuals that are looked up to. There usually is a reason for this and instead of being jealous or talking trash, you need to start showing some respect. Without those industry leaders your industry probably would not be where it is today.
3. Patience is a virtue – you may want to be the big boss, but you need to work your way up to it. You can’t have everything you want right away and there is not much you can do about it (unless you want to whack everyone ahead of you).
4. The smartest route isn’t always the easiest one – in most cases there will be multiple paths to obtaining your goals. Instead of going with the easy route, you need to go with the smart route.
5. Think things over – if you are angry or desperate you probably start acting based off your instincts in hopes of satisfying your feelings. Instead of acting on things right away, start thinking things over because then you will be able to act based on logic instead of on feelings.
6. Friends and family first – money and fame are great things to have but at the end of the day you are nothing without your friends or family. Do not let things get to your head in life and make sure your respect and embrace your friends and family.
7. Don’t show off – there is nothing wrong with buying nice things every once in a while but don’t buy something just to show off. Although attention is good, if you are someone worth knowing sooner or later people will get to know you. People who just show off draw too much attention and in many cases are hated by others due to jealousy.
8. Gain a backbone – if you don’t stand up for yourself people will just walk all over you. If you let people walk all over you it will not stop and it will not get you where you want to be in life.
9. If you want it, then earn it – don’t expect things to be handed to you in life. Your family’s name or money can only get you so far in life. These days the up and coming millionaires aren’t having it all handed to them, but instead are working hard for it.
10. Money doesn’t always buy happiness – you need to do what you like in life or else you may not be happy. Granted, money does make life easier, but it does not mean you are going to be happy forever because of money.
11. Follow the unwritten rules in life – some of the most important rules in life and the ones that are not written. If you want to succeed in many cases you have to follow these rules or else you will be disowned from your community.

Have you ever noticed when babies hurt themselves, or get disciplined they are sad for a very short while? But not 2 minutes later they are happy and playing again. They have an uncanny knack for forgetting the bad thing that just happened and moving on to good things.

Us grownups seem to take failure very hard, dwelling on it for days and sometimes longer. Why don’t we just take it as a lesson learned, use the experience as a positive and move on or try and do it better next time?

p.s. GOD is happy

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